http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/-t1.htm Do you have stories to share? We want to hear them! Sun, 16 May 2010 11:35:36 GMT 10 http://i48.tinypic.com/15nrmns.jpg http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/-t1.htm http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/need-a-bad-day-to-get-into-heaven-t1023.htm F STR PKER F It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th ... Stories Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:53:54 GMT http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/need-a-bad-day-to-get-into-heaven-t1023.htm#7251 http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/need-a-bad-day-to-get-into-heaven-t1023.htm http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/zezima-is-dead-t1262.htm pure addict he was a legend on runescape but he found a wife (from runescape)
she says that he not must play runescape so much so he did not listen
after that his wife broke up his internet
zezima shot his wife whit a shotgun,
the wife of zezima is dead but zezima has no internet
he takes his gun and shot him slef dead


- Pure addict]]> Stories Sat, 27 Mar 2010 16:26:26 GMT http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/zezima-is-dead-t1262.htm#9571 http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/zezima-is-dead-t1262.htm http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/sunday-school-lesson-t1021.htm F STR PKER F Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and Janice fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is our Lord ... Stories Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:52:20 GMT http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/sunday-school-lesson-t1021.htm#7249 http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/sunday-school-lesson-t1021.htm http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/joke-why-i-fired-my-secretary-t1022.htm F STR PKER F This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember. My kids came trampling down the stairs to ... Stories Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:53:11 GMT http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/joke-why-i-fired-my-secretary-t1022.htm#7250 http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/joke-why-i-fired-my-secretary-t1022.htm http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/the-man-who-killed-2uber4ubad-grammar-used-t1503.htm 2uber4u Yo...The man said wanna go to bh? Hell no.I was fucking scared. He was a level 133! With 99 prayer.That guy is fucking religious Umm...sure? I gasped out. ::BH K? YEAH. 10 SECONDS LATER.BITCH GOT AGILE! haha noob How u get it? spawnable. 10 SECONDS LATER nigger hit 99. ------------------------------------------------------- Afterwards, 2uber4u shoved his dick up his ass when he was an angel. AAHHA! Stories Sun, 16 May 2010 11:35:36 GMT http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/the-man-who-killed-2uber4ubad-grammar-used-t1503.htm#11432 http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/the-man-who-killed-2uber4ubad-grammar-used-t1503.htm http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/the-man-who-wanted-a-girl-t156.htm The Joker Man: I want a Girl Man 2: Then go get one Man: You get one Man 2: But..You wanted one Man: And Man 2: So go get one Man: You Get One Man 2: Are you Stupid?Ed? Man: Are You? Man 2: Just get a girl Man: Why? Man 2: Cause You wanted one Man: I did? Man 2: O My God. Nevermind...your just mental Man: I am? Man 2: ..... Woman: Hey Boys Man 2: Hey Pretty Mama Man: She is your Mama? Man 2: You Know what i give up. Yes yes she is my mama Woman: Bitches Shoots Them Man In Heaven: ... Stories Sat, 12 Dec 2009 23:21:56 GMT http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/the-man-who-wanted-a-girl-t156.htm#871 http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/the-man-who-wanted-a-girl-t156.htm http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/quit-ttyl-guys-t1191.htm Dank [QUIT] Stories Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:05:24 GMT http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/quit-ttyl-guys-t1191.htm#8946 http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/quit-ttyl-guys-t1191.htm http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/the-asian-in-a-detention-room-t1148.htm I iz Nacho I Alright, so i got in trouble and had to go to the detentions office right? So i went.. and i had to stay there from 8:00 am to 2:45 PM so i did, i was very boring.. I had to write like so much.. and then if finished read a book.. So i finished read the book also. Got bored so i went and fell asleep. Then the teachers switched, so i woke up to not get in trouble. Then fell asleep again then this Asian teacher smacked me with a ruler to wake me up . Stories Sun, 14 Mar 2010 01:40:24 GMT http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/the-asian-in-a-detention-room-t1148.htm#8513 http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/the-asian-in-a-detention-room-t1148.htm http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/bjork-stalker-t271.htm Cool Story Bro So today I was talking to a friend who asked me who was the Bjork stalker? So I told him and then I decided to watch his full video diary which i regret extremly. His name was Ricardo Lopez he was aged 21 and on his birthday of turning 21 he bought himself a camera to do the diary. He was obsessed with rock singer bjork and when he found she was engaged to a black man he called it the ultimate betrayal and so if you see his video diary you can hear him say these two things "I'm going to ... Stories Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:53:01 GMT http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/bjork-stalker-t271.htm#1674 http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/bjork-stalker-t271.htm http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/prince-king-princess-queen-t102.htm The Joker Once upon a time.. there was a Prince and a princess they got married now there -- - - - - - - - - Queen and - - - - - - - - - - King - - Now there old - - - - - - - - - - So - - they are - - - dead - - - - - . - - - - The End THANK YOU!!! HOLD THE APPCLAUSE!! Stories Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:42:33 GMT http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/prince-king-princess-queen-t102.htm#419 http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/prince-king-princess-queen-t102.htm http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/batman-to-the-joker-t154.htm The Joker Once Upon a - - - - Epiic Evil - - - Noobie - - Retarded Day, - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Batman was saving the city from - THe Joker Batman jumps off - - - - a - -building - - and gets - - - hurt - - - he goes to Coma - - - The Joker Takes - - - his Dna - - - and shoves it up - - - batman's - - - - - - later batman ... Stories Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:57:05 GMT http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/batman-to-the-joker-t154.htm#855 http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/batman-to-the-joker-t154.htm http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/blind-pilots-t244.htm Voider Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize ... Stories Sun, 20 Dec 2009 17:17:10 GMT http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/blind-pilots-t244.htm#1468 http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/blind-pilots-t244.htm http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/hippie-and-the-nun-t1024.htm F STR PKER F One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says "Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you..." Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress ... Stories Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:54:28 GMT http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/hippie-and-the-nun-t1024.htm#7252 http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/hippie-and-the-nun-t1024.htm http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/obame-vs-a-little-girl-p-t1025.htm F STR PKER F Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?" and he smiles. "OK," ... Stories Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:55:15 GMT http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/obame-vs-a-little-girl-p-t1025.htm#7253 http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/obame-vs-a-little-girl-p-t1025.htm http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/short-qa-obama-jokes-t1026.htm F STR PKER F In the spirit of giving, we're gonna give you some more Obama Jokes... a flurry of Q&A shorties sure to leave you asking for more. Everyone will be laughing... except for Barack Obama, because that would be racist. Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common? A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon. Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack? A. He thought Barry sounded too American. Q. Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate? A. It shows ... Stories Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:56:55 GMT http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/short-qa-obama-jokes-t1026.htm#7254 http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/short-qa-obama-jokes-t1026.htm http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/hello-love-the-server-t988.htm JBM I know this is probally in the wrong thread but I couldn't find the right thread to post this in so of I go. I saw your youtube video looking up, "Runescape Servers" So yeah I went on it the client of it is downloading as I speak right now just something to kill time with a nice chat. Anyways Hi, I'm John. I am good at modelling, texturing and with animations on Steam games like, "Garry's Mod" If you play Garry's Mod check out my models I am currently underway with a model ... Stories Sun, 28 Feb 2010 10:09:48 GMT http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/hello-love-the-server-t988.htm#7100 http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/hello-love-the-server-t988.htm http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/a-touching-momento-t329.htm The Joker £*-¸©ŊŐßŏđŷ Ĭ§ Pë®fè¢ŧ, Ŧħęŕėfőŕě Ĭ ŴįļĮ ßě ŊŐßŏđŷ™¸-*¥ Its Soo Touching. Click Spoiler: Spoiler: Please Vote+Comment Stories Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:04:28 GMT http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/a-touching-momento-t329.htm#2205 http://www.runecheck.com/stories-f17/a-touching-momento-t329.htm